Every state has got it’s own stereotype version, so here is one friendly rant about all the faltu ke stereotypes that the Punjabis have to face.

a man sitting on a tractor in the background and a man and a woman standing in middle of a field talking over something
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  • No, we are not overly excited about showing everyone Ganne De Khet. No, we don’t end up doing Bhangra on every Bollywood song ever. No, our bodies don’t have lassi instead of blood. No, we don’t have 45673 cousins. No, we don’t say “Sannu ki?” after gossiping for 24 hours. No, we don’t judge anybody who has never eaten Chikan Tikka. No, our grandma doesn’t constantly think we are malnourished. No, we d….. accha theek hai yaar, some of these are true.

 

  • Punjabi mein, assi-tussi, menu-tenu se zyada words hai. Toh har hindi sentence Oke aage assa-tussa Aur beech mei randomly “aaho” daal ke usse as a punjabi sentence bana ke butcher karna band karo please.

 

  • You don’t have to be a jatt or even a punjabi to look in the mirror, mid-crying session/panic situation and tell yourself “koina, jatt aa jatt”. It’s called self care, look it up.

 

  • And mere jaise gareeb logo se puchna band karo, “are you sure you’re punjabi, you don’t look punjabi.”  What am I supposed to look like? A plate of butter chicken and garlic naan? pls yr dil se bura lagta hai.

 

  • Mujh se gadi toh seedhi line mei, bina 4 bande maare, 6 baar raaste mei band karwaye aur 16 baar apne papa se gaaliya khaye bina chalayi nahi jati, tractor mujhe sava aana hai. Jisne ek aur baar pucha mujhe toh dekhna bas.
a tractor in an open field
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  • Please stop asking the guys, “Tumhare baal kitne lambe hai?” Hum log na kaafi time se gender roles and masculinity ko defy karte aa rahe hai. Tum log toh ab catch on kar rahe ho, with your #LetMenBe

 

  • Punjabiyo ke against itna stereotype hai na, ke parties mei peer pressure ke chakkar Mi 4 peg extra lagaane pad jaate hai. Phir raat ko ulti, subha saare dard. Mujh se ab aur nahi hota. Hum sab Sunny Deol nahi hai.

 

  • Tumhe Siddhu moose wala ke gane ko appreciate karne ke liye Punjabi language nahi ani chahiye, sirif good taste in music hona chahiye. Elite.

 

  • Aur please, hath jodh ke vinati hai, punjabi gaano ko hindi mei remix karna band kardo pls. Puraane Hindi gaane toh remix hote nahi tumse, punjabi gaane karenge ye. Tumse na ho payega.
a sikh man dancing
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Sachhi ! By god, mai toh na pareshaan hogai hu in stereotypes se !

Bas ji bas ab !