In a country where more than a thousand important stories are waiting to be heard, mainstream media is busy covering “news” about Taimur Ali Khan.
It started with “informative” pieces about Taimur’s name and his photos at b-town parties, but now it’s getting out of hand. Starving media houses have stooped down to a level it doesn’t even make sense anymore. They are literally publishing random shiz about Taimur just for the heck of it.
It’s honestly really sad to see the state of mainstream journalism in our country.
Everyone on Twitter is so tired of seeing useless news about Taimur that they are calling out the media houses and savagely trolling them.
Kareena : Baby ne potty kar diya.
Saif : Ruko, media wale aate hi honge saaf karne.
— Deewan. (@NKDeewan) January 19, 2018
How ndtv sees taimur's potty pic.twitter.com/7ODw5hHlp7
— sie 🇮🇳 (@twiish_) January 19, 2018
Horrible. Which parent does that? pic.twitter.com/3zSr6uO5Pi
— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) January 19, 2018
I have seen more photos of Taimur than I ever did of my own kids.
— Vivek Agnihotri (@vivekagnihotri) December 22, 2017
Interviewer : Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Candidate : Outside Taimur's school, clicking pictures
Interviewer : You are hired. Welcome to MissMalini
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) December 28, 2017
Media : aaiye sunghte hai taimur ki body se nikli hui ye khubsoorat khushboo
— Devanshu 💯 (@FameFucking) January 19, 2018
It's shameful that Indian media is hiding important information from us. Like, has Taimur Ali Khan started walking? What was his first word? How many teeth does he have? Honest journalism is dead!
— Ankita (@lady_gabbar) January 19, 2018
*Taimur is going to do potty*
News Portals: pic.twitter.com/3EelJbyymt
— LolmLol (@LOLiyapa) January 18, 2018
Level of journalism 😹😹 pic.twitter.com/FZiWpAOEcl
— Sunny🎄 (@sunil_ss7) January 19, 2018
👏👏👏 NDTV pic.twitter.com/CkberFj4hy
— Tajinder Bagga (@TajinderBagga) January 19, 2018
Along with Taimur, TV journalism also needs some potty training 💩 pic.twitter.com/dWbzYgd9uu
— Akash Banerjee (@akashbanerjee) January 7, 2018
News website CEO: No one reads us. Why?
Writer: Sir, there's nothing interesting to write about
CEO: Hmmm. Did Taimur have a good potty today?
Writer: Sir, you're a genius!
— The Bad Doctor (a.k.a. Dacoit) (@DOCTORATLARGE) January 16, 2018
Hey @NDTV .. Taimur ki Potty ho gayi hai, Tum saaf karoge ya Cute Mummy Kareena and Cuddly Papa Saif saaf karenge ? 🤣🤣
— Yo Yo Funny Singh (@moronhumor) January 19, 2018
And the award for the most creative headline of the century goes to… pic.twitter.com/mOR4YZUN1X
— Deepika Bhardwaj (@DeepikaBhardwaj) January 18, 2018
Whenever you feel low, you think your job sucks and you are not doing anything productive, Keep in mind that someone out there is busy figuring out ‘who changed Taimur Khan’s Diaper today’, Now Thank God now & get back to work.
— Bhaiyyaji (@bhaiyyajispeaks) January 19, 2018
*15 Years later*
People: "Taimur 15 saal ka ho gaya na?"
— Tiilooo 2.0 (@KasamCinemaaki) January 19, 2018
*Taimur catches fever*
Media: Track Taimur's body temperature live exclusively on our channel!
— Vishesh Arora (@vishesharora19) January 19, 2018
Taimur ali khan has 2 eyes, one nose, 2 ears and one mouth! 😱😱😱😱
— Dayman, fightr of the nightman champion of the sun (@pokerface_berry) January 19, 2018
*Year is 2050*
*Aliens have taken over the earth*
*Elon Musk finally establishing colony on Mars*
News Websites: This picture of Taimur Ali Khan in his new chappal bought from Palika Bazar will make you go awww.
— Valay (@Valayism) January 19, 2018
Taimur is gonna be so pissed when he grows up to find out media published about his diapers.