Déjà bhai: From French, “acquitted”, is the phenomenon of having the strong sensation that an acquittal currently being experienced has already been experienced in the past..
Another day, another acquittal. That’s how Bhai lives his life. One case at a time. Salman bhai appeared for an 18 year old Arms Act case in Jodhpur court today and giving him the benefit of doubt – wait for it – Court has acquitted bhai of all charges.. AGAIN. *coughs* surprise *coughs*.
As you might expect, Twitter exploded with hilarious jokes and it being the better judge, people are taking it out on Salman Khan.
Salman Khan is acquitted of all charges because judge said baccha hai ab tak iski shaadi bhi nahi hui. :’)#SalmanVerdict
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) January 18, 2017
Invisible man was driving the car, Blackbuck committed suicide & I am sure Bandook plastic ka hoga.Jodhpur Court on Arms Act #SalmanVerdict
— tiʜoЯ Singh (@avoidrohit) January 18, 2017
First Name: Salman
Middle Name: Khan
— Sunil- The Cricketer (@1sInto2s) January 18, 2017
Even arms act but Salman can’t.
— Kshitiz Bhardwaj (@ImmaJoking) January 18, 2017
Salman Khan didn’t kill the black buck, he sent it to a better place which doesn’t have his movies.
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 25, 2016
2015: “Salman Khan wasn’t drunk”
2016: “Bhai didn’t kill the blackbuck”
2017: “Actually the blackbuck was driving Salman’s car that night”
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) July 25, 2016
Salman Khan teaches us that you can pass the buck when it comes to killing black bucks if you have lots of bucks 🙂
— MS (@connectwithms) January 18, 2017
Salman Khan declared innocent. I agree. Only the judicial system is guilty
— The Bad Doctor (@DOCTORATLARGE) January 18, 2017
Irony just killed itself.. much like that black buck, no?