Teachers have played a v v major role in all of our lives and with new technologies and millennial coming in the filed, here are some thing our generation as teachers would probably say to their students.

Source: newstatesman.com

 

  • “Nahi nahi, is weekend koi homework nahi. strangers things season 6 aa raha hai”

 

  • “Itna tension kai ko leta hai, le channa kha.”

 

  • “Tumhare nails bade kyon hain? Penalty bharo. Canteen se do samose laa dena aj mere liye.”

 

  • *students asks sir ye wala formula kyun use kiya* “Aise hi sexy lag raha tha”

 

  • “Morning assembly routine mei bas do hi prayers chalengi – Kun faya Kun & Tajdar-e-haram” 

 

  • “Bolo bacchon pencil. Aaj ka test cancel. I forgot to set the question paper sorrz”

 

  • “Yaar kabhi toh mass bunk maar liya karo. Mujhe bhi toh break chahiye hota hai”

 

  • *Someone scores full marks in physics* Kaun hai yeh log? Kahan se aate hain yeh log? bhagwan se daro thoda”

 

  • “Jo mujhe pizza khilayega usko extra attendance milegi”

 

  • “Google form group mein forward kar diya hai, update your birthdays. Kisi ki party miss nahi honi chahiye”

 

  • “Kal PTM hai, bata kya bolna hai tere parents ko?”

 

  • “Kya pura din padhte rehte ho? Jao jaake thoda skill development karo.”

 

  • *Me entering the class. “Taliyan bajti rehni chahiye.”

 

  • “Akele washroom kyun ja rahe ho? Take your best friend along w you, and third floor ke corridor ka round marte hue ana. Kisi ko pata nahi chalega!”

 

  • “Stress out mat karo yaar, just do your part, go with your own pace. Let things fall in the right place at the right time. Mental health is equally important na”

 

Happy teachers’ day