I know I know, tum jaan’ ne he nahi dete unhe whoever you are dating BUT I am sure this is how our moms would react if they knew about our very stupid dating life on Bumble!

 

  1. “Dekhna. dekhna. kaise gihlehri ki tarah hass rahi hai, do you really think I don’t know? Itne pyaar se kabhi hamare sath bhi baith jaya karo, arey, hame bhi bahut funny jokes aate hai.”

 

2. “Jab itne time baad meri bacchi nahake, baal bana ke, acche kapde and mehanga wala perfume laga ke bahar jayegi, toh mujhe pata nahi chalega ki woh bowling ja rahi hai ya apni Bumble Date se milne?
Sometimes you can also call him home, mai bhi mil lungi usse. I’m very modern.

 

3. “Yeh jo Airtel customer care’ walo ke tumhe raat ko 11 baje calls aate hai na, I know what’s happening. Airtel waalon ko paise toh hum dete hai, tumhe specially call karke konse data pack samjha rahe hote hai. Mummy ke sath chalakiyan?

4. “Jo ye phone na milne pe chehre pe 12 baj jaate hai na, sab pata hai mujhe kis ka Bumble pe reply check karna hai tumne.”

 

5. “Ladayi udhar karke aati hai, sir humaare kaatne ko padti hai. Sab pata hai mujhe mood kyon kharaab hai. Aja mango kaat ke din, Abhi theek ho jayega.”

 

6. “Yeh jo 4 step mei chhat pe chad jaate ho, itni furti tab dikha diya karo jab mei upar wala kamra saaf karne ko bulati hun toh mei bhi kya pata khush hoke kheer bana du. Haan bhai, meri kyon sunnogi ab, ab toh apne crush ki hi sari kahaaniya sunengi madam ji”.

7. “Han, very good.. hurry out of the room and whisper while you’re on your way out. Very subtle, kisi ko kuch pata nahi chala, sab bewakoof hi toh baithe hai idhar.”

 

8. “Yeh ek dum se jo chai se ‘black coffee’ ka leap liya hai na, usse leap of faith bhi bolte hai, faith that the other person will not reject just cuz you have different tastes and choices.
But tab tak tum piyo yeh ubla hua paani. Shabaash.”

 

9. “Apni crush ko hath dhone ke liye 10 baar yaad dila denge, khud 10 din se nahaye nahi hai.”

 

If you related with this article way too much and have an incident that happenedĀ  to you when your mom got to know about your dating life, leave it in the comments!