The best thing about 2017 was probably the jokes and memes on the internet.
While 2017 continued to shit on our lives, Twitter was a solid source of entertainment that offered some comfort and escape in the form of new meme trends and jokes formats. And if you’re like us, the best kinda jokes are those that make you want to stab yourself for laughing. Here we have curated a list of the lamest jokes you might have scrolled past this year.
Me: I love the girl who corrects my English.
She: I want to meet your mom.
Me: Mom have met you already.
She: *Has met
Me: Pagli pyar ho jayega.
— Virendra Vaishnav (@VaishnavDevta) November 28, 2017
Kans: Teri ma kahan hai?
Krishna: *points to Yashoda*
Kans: Asli ma saale
Krishna: sach sach. MDH MDH…
— Absurd Choudhary (@ABChoudhary007) November 25, 2017
What does a newly opened chrome tab say to an already opened tab?
'Aur batao, cache ho?'
— Vishesh Arora (@vishesharora19) November 17, 2017
Jonty Rhodes: Bill please
Daughter: I don't have cash
Jonty: Cheque de
Waiter: O cheque de India 🎶
— Teetotaler Bewda, राष्ट्रीय प्रभारी, HMP (@AiyyashBilla_) November 23, 2017
Nana Patekar's daughter's kids call him by his first name. And I think that's beautiful.
— Numbyaar (@NumbYaar) November 17, 2017
Math Ma'am: wht is 8³²?
Me: Sorry ma'am, i cant. I m an atheist n i dont believe in higher powers.
— Wonder Launda (@wonder_launda) November 2, 2017
Mom: Nahaye ho?
Son: *shakes head*
Son: Na Din dhale, sataaoge
— tabula rasa (@teaserbee) November 21, 2017
Who called it GPS and not Radhika.
[ Rachit Gupta ]
— Punner Janam (@PunnerJanam) June 1, 2017
At what age our kidneys turn into adultneys?
— nojokefound_ (@k3wlbwoyy) October 21, 2017
If Twilight was made in India pic.twitter.com/ETFLkGWQNo
— Sarah.💮🇮🇳 (@Saramushi) October 20, 2017
pehle ke 19 dates boht faaltu the, lekin biswa mast aadmi tha
— shruti (@shrutithenaik) October 9, 2017
Before Apple fell : saac Newton
After Apple fell : iSaac Newton
— Tanmay (@tanmay_ayush) October 6, 2017
Triple H was just H before meeting Ekta Kapoor.
— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) October 5, 2017
I cannot give a fuck about each and every coincidence. Ittefaq nahi hai mere paas
— ✪ Veer ✪ (@ClawedHumor) October 5, 2017
*Batman points to his car* "That's the Batmobile"
*points to his cave* "That's the Batcave"
*points to his wallet* "That's the Batua"
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) July 24, 2017
Me: mummy chawal konse Bartan me Banega?
Me: Koo. Ab batao?😹
*flying cooker recieved*😿
— diV (@ulti_khopdi_) April 28, 2017
Police : "You're under arrest, apne haath upar kar lo"
Me : "Pehle promise karo gudgudi nahi karoge" 😂😜
— Yogi (@y_karkar) February 6, 2017
Me: I think I can make a pun on everything.
Friend: On death as well?
Me: Arre ye toh bhool hi gaya. Death teri ki.
— Pranav Sodhani (@puncoder) April 2, 2017
Girlfriend: Send nudes
Rahul Dravid: pic.twitter.com/DWPfLyRbPZ
— Neeche Se Topper (@NeecheSeTopper) January 11, 2017
Me- what's your name?
Me- nahi dheere se hi bata do
— Professor GyaanCho™ (@theHasnainRaza) August 19, 2017
Isko laga dala toh life pic.twitter.com/ILJ3xK81jC
— Catthew (@krazyfrog) January 5, 2017
At a garment showroom:
Salesman: We have this suit in three colors
Me: And what's the price?
Me: Par suit?
S: Of Happiness
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) March 25, 2017
Girl : Papa mei Police force join karungi
Father : Lekin kyu ?
Girl : Why should boys havaldar fun ?
— Lame Monk 🇮🇳😌 (@oldschoolmonk) February 22, 2017
Is a single piece of Kurkure called Kurkura or Kurkur?
— Srishti Dixit (@srishtidixit) June 7, 2017
Guy: Is that my dad?
Daler: Han your abba han your abba han your abba
— Mallikarjuna Kalika (@FieryGrilled) May 25, 2017
Religious fights are basically Mythology is better than Yourthology.
— Rohit Shah (@rohshah07) May 24, 2017
Air Hostess: Sir, veg or non veg?
Air Hostess: Ek baar ek haathi aur cheeti tha …
— Rahul Subramanian (@RahulSubramanic) February 8, 2017
Kuch logo Ka zodiac itna kharab hota hai ki astrologer ko bhi unpe Taurus aa jata hai
— Abhishek Jain (@abhish1jain) January 16, 2017
Butcher : is bakri ka kya karu?
Owner : isey cheer do
Butcher : woohoo come on Bakri, you can do it.
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) April 1, 2017
If lying is sin then telling the truth should be cosec
— Rahul Subramanian (@RahulSubramanic) August 20, 2017
Why is the wife of Gautam Gambhir not referred to as Lady GaGa?
— Light-Say-Burr (@gotzerochill) July 7, 2017
If you're making fun of a guy, you're pulling his leg.
If you're making fun of a girl, you're stree-ling her leg.
— Harish Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) July 7, 2017
A tap with no water is called a null.
— Harish Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) June 28, 2017
Uhh, no. I'm not respecting a stupid magical board game. I'm just going to call it Juman.
— shruti (@shrutithenaik) May 13, 2017
A movie about history of Apple will be called iPadmavati.
— Nox (@NehaT_) November 16, 2017
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) October 30, 2017
Kabir doesn’t say hi. He says hey hey.
Wahi hai Kabir ke do hey.
— Harish Iyengaar (@scaryhairyman) October 30, 2017
Guy1: The cat drank all the milk
Guy2. WTF! I can not बिल्ली it.
— Lame Monk 🇮🇳😌 (@oldschoolmonk) November 1, 2017