Because bursting crackers like a sane person is too mainstream.
The best and the worst childhood memory of Diwali is of the time when you were done with Diwali Pooja and finally got around bursting those fancy crackers with your society friends.
Best because: You weren’t sitting at home tweeting jokes & clicking selfies. You were actually out there bursting crackers.
Worst because: You weren’t sitting at home tweeting jokes & clicking selfies. You were actually out there bursting crackers.
Once a wise man said, “The most terrible decisions make the best stories.” And putting your rocket inside Parachute hair-oil bottle is one of those. Kenny Sebastian, one of the most famous stand-up comedians of India, talks about Why He Stopped Bursting Crackers On Diwali.
He also has a solution for you to stop pollution on Diwali. “If you see your friends bursting crackers on Diwali, just slap them in the face and run. Make them chase you & keep running. When they get tired, slap them again. Do this the whole night. If you all dedicate one person, we can end noise pollution.”
Wait, slap your friend AND stop pollution?