From Anant Ambani to Taimur Ali Khan, year 2018 is off to a great start.
source: The Educated MoronInternet keeps us sane in these troubled times. Twitter once again proved to be a strong source of entertainment throughout January, and because there were so many trends happening at the same time, you might have easily missed the best ones. But we gots ya, mates. Here we have curated the funniest tweets from January that will make you laugh!
1.
When you order for Baby Corn Manchurian, but it's Delhi. pic.twitter.com/5Io5PZlAtU
— Vaidehi Murthy (@ButVai) January 1, 2018
2.
Love is cool but have you ever had a hangover be way less than you expected?
— Josh Peck (@ItsJoshPeck) January 31, 2018
3.
Ye pagli nahi jaanti, Gangadhar hi Shaktiman hai 😢😢 pic.twitter.com/KlRO6gKVWb
— Sir Bumraaaah!!!! (@Ibleed_sarcasm) January 3, 2018
4.
Shashi Tharoor- Bestow me with the delectation of your occurrence in my mansion.
She- What?
Shashi Tharoor- Aao kabhi haveli par. pic.twitter.com/TAbFXj6QJp— The Sarcastic Jerk (@The_Sarcastic_J) January 4, 2018
5.
Ladies, if you want to put a hot pic on Insta, just put. Caption mein philosophy thesis likhne ki kya zaroorat hai smh
— Priyal (@priyal) January 5, 2018
6.
everyone on insta now looks like they have a professional photographer following them around all the time & tbh I just can't keep up with that aesthetic
— Samantha Gardner (@samantharae350) January 4, 2018
7.
i thought this lady was fuckin staring at me for 5 minutes till i realized it was a magazine pic.twitter.com/eb0gLWvf6i
— vince (@VlNCHY) January 7, 2018
8.
Lol, She Has An Arrow On Her Forehead To Help Others Locate The Bindi…. pic.twitter.com/zRAqpkV6gO
— Babu Bhaiya (@Shahrcasm) January 7, 2018
9.
Coconut Oils in winter be like
“Waise toh mai pighla hua launda hun par yaha mai sahkt ho gya”— Troll Free Number (@OyeFollowTohKar) January 5, 2018
10.
Feel old yet??😂 pic.twitter.com/XnF7itwogo
— Vaibhav Hatwal (@vaibhav_hatwal) January 13, 2018
11.
*Looking at the night sky*
CBSE student: Look, a star.
ICSE student: A fixed, luminous point in the night sky which is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.
Bihar Board student: Woh dekho humre dadaji.— Pratik (@fake_engineer7) January 7, 2018
12.
Me: *takes a wrong decision*
Friend who hasn't seen me in 25 years: Mene to pehle hi kaha tha aisa mat kar— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) January 11, 2018
13.
*smile while texting on phone*
Family members: pic.twitter.com/pY7eeVk77Y
— Abhay (@Woh_ladka) January 11, 2018
14.
me: thank you for that glass of milk earlier
sperm bank employee: what glass of milk
me: the glass of milk that was sitting on your desk
sperm bank employee: oh my god
me: what
sperm bank employee: you drank my glass of milk
— Kal (@captainkalvis) January 12, 2018
15.
When your friend returns from abroad with a fake accent pic.twitter.com/gupmlLal7r
— Bade Chote (@badechote) January 20, 2018
16.
Me and my group of friends call ourselves the shadi nahi karni sena.
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) January 27, 2018
17.
taimur paida nahi release hua tha.
— capt. (@thephukdi) January 29, 2018
18.
"your order has been shipped"
me: pic.twitter.com/Qvhi4awUvR
— ✨ sad boy 🌹 (@lildzaddy) January 3, 2018
19.
someone: you don’t have to apologize for everything, you’re good
me: oh ok……ˢᵒʳʳʸ
— k (@pugmom4evr) January 17, 2018
20.
“So my little cousin is starting taekwondo and..” pic.twitter.com/tjAOK8ccAI
— Black People Tweets (@ghetto) January 30, 2018
21.
Friend: bhai kidhar hai
Me: Valentines ke liye shopping karne aaya hun
F: Waah bhai ..kya kya kharida?
Me: Saffron color kurta aur 2 Hockey
— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) January 29, 2018
22.
Hema Malini – punish me tonight
*Dharmendra changes Kent RO to aqua-guard*
— Divya 💤 (@ambertonic_) January 27, 2018
23.
*Taimur PEES*
Media: pic.twitter.com/S3gNiaPwpd— Delhi se hu bhench*d (@delhichatter) January 31, 2018
