2017 is finally coming to a close, and now that we look back at it, the year was full of ups and downs.. mostly downs.. a whole lot of downs. But midst of all the controversies and outrage, Twitter kept us sane by being a solid source of daily jokes, puns and hilarious trends. Here we have curated the funniest tweets by Indians in year 2017. Sit back and laugh!
Golgappe prices are hitting 50 for 5 in some areas but no, everyone only wants to worry about petrol.
— Manik Mahna's Photo (@manikmahna) May 13, 2017
Person in Bombay: I'm cold, lets –
People from Delhi: No ya Real Winter™ is in Delhi we have fog and igloos and my chacha is Santaclaus only
— Pulkit Arora (@pulzkit) December 11, 2017
Will Virat continue to play after marriage like Sania does?
— Moon (@moonsez) December 11, 2017
dad- behen ki shaadi hai aur cards bhi nahi batein ab tak
me- mei baant deta hu ek baar shuffle kar k de do.
— BING (@ya_jhakaas) August 30, 2017
When your wife meets your wifi password pic.twitter.com/fyhWeSUvQz
— one tip one hand_ (@OneTipOneHand_) January 4, 2017
Ticket collector:Reservation hai?
Me: Hota to IAS hoti 😭
— Nisha (@niissh) November 16, 2017
Me : Date pe ja raha hu nervous hu bhai
Friend : just act cool bro
She : Favourite chocolate?
Me : Roger federer 😎
She : Ferrero rocher hota hai gawaar aadmi.
— Devanshu 💯 (@FameFucking) November 10, 2017
Delhites in thick smog :
Tu janta hai mera baap kaha hai?
— himanshu khodke (@HimanshuKhodke) November 7, 2017
If Veer can wait for 22 years in jail for Zara, can't you wait 2 hours for your gf to come outside of Zara?
— Finding Funny (@lil_unsteady) November 5, 2017
*watching Padmavati in 3D*
Me: Kya mast war scene chalu hai. Iska 3D ekdum real lag raha hai
Frnd: Abe vo Rajput hai. Theatre tod rahe hai
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) October 31, 2017
*Me trying to explain game of thrones to my mom*
Me: So it has dragons, an army of the dead, a three eyed raven…
Mom: What's the big deal? Ramayana has a talking vulture, army of monkeys and a twenty eyed Ravan!
Mom – 1 Me – 0
— TheRushTea (@therushtea) October 18, 2017
Kitni bhi chatting Kar le , Shaadi toh arrange hi hogi 😹😹😹 pic.twitter.com/3NMPFriRvk
— Parul (@mailpp) May 25, 2017
The club isn't the best place to find a lover. Neither is your office, gym, university, dental clinic, nowhere lol. Love is dead.
— shruti (@shrutithenaik) July 17, 2017
*Batman points to his car* "That's the Batmobile"
*points to his cave* "That's the Batcave"
*points to his wallet* "That's the Batua"
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) July 24, 2017
— BING (@ya_jhakaas) May 20, 2017
Shahrukh Khan seems to always put it in the wrong hole. pic.twitter.com/HbAVkyy2PG
— Samir Bhatia (@SamirBhatia8) January 11, 2017
Girl who is carrying UNIX book and stethoscope both.
Only in Indian Movies
— Ashwin Saxena (@Quiz_Master) February 8, 2017
If Statue of Liberty had Indian Parents. pic.twitter.com/1BjDFWHUUg
— Kshitiz Bhardwaj (@ImmaJoking) January 4, 2017
Just watched Ae Dil Hai Mushkil. How's Ranbir Kapoor always going to weddings with a single backpack? where does he fit all those sherwanis?
— S. (@_dexterni) February 4, 2017
When you're still not over a song pic.twitter.com/NAigAlOumY
— ThingsBrownPeopleDo (@BrownPeopleDo) January 14, 2017
Priyanka Gandhi in different outfits 😂 pic.twitter.com/42HuJaFHwR
— Delhi se hu bhench*d (@delhichatter) January 25, 2017
'La La Land' in Bollywood would have been a story about a lala who grabs the land of a poor widow and her sons take her revenge later on.
— S H E E N (@SuchAMisfit) February 4, 2017
When you planned a movie date with bae at home but "Set top box lagana anivarya hai." pic.twitter.com/UHJZ53XABP
— Uvwe Oytwe Ugubw Oa (@Oyevivekk) February 12, 2017
*Required rate: 8 RPO*
*Dhoni comes into bat*
*Required rate: 12 RPO*
*Dhoni continues to defend*
— ToDJ (@dardanaak) November 4, 2017
If Twilight was made in India pic.twitter.com/ETFLkGWQNo
— Sarah.💮🇮🇳 (@Saramushi) October 20, 2017
🚩Mandir wahi banayenge 🚩 pic.twitter.com/ZNedcatkGs
— Chikoo (@TweetErrant) November 29, 2017
SRK will be hosting Ted Talks from tomorrow. My dad has been hosting DisappoinTed Talks since years
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) December 9, 2017
This happens only in Bengaluru! pic.twitter.com/MYilhZAjQW
— MAHESH BHATT (@MaheshBhatt2016) October 15, 2017
*When Kangana gives an interview*
Me – Ye pakka sach bol rahi hai
*When Hrithik gives clarification*
Me – Ye bhi pakka sach bol raha hai
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) October 5, 2017
"Channa Mereya- Sad Version." pic.twitter.com/E5QA0StJbi
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) July 6, 2017
Q. How do you know people don't deserve better facilities?
A. Tejas Express themselves.
— 🚨 (@pranavsapra) May 26, 2017
*Marwari gets down on his knees*
Girl: Omg omg omg!
Guy: Arey hatt paise gir Gaye Hain dhoondne de
— Kshitiz Bhardwaj (@ImmaJoking) February 8, 2017
"What's the craziest thing you've done for sex?"
— Chirag Mathers (@ImThatStanGuy) May 25, 2017
Girlfriend: Only goodnight? Aren’t you forgetting something?
Boyfriend: Oh. Dear Customer, as per Govt. directive, it's mandatory to link your Aadhaar to all your bank A/cs before 31-Dec'17.
— Anurag Verma (@kitAnurag) November 28, 2017
Kans: Teri ma kahan hai?
Krishna: *points to Yashoda*
Kans: Asli ma saale
Krishna: sach sach. MDH MDH…
— Absurd Choudhary (@ABChoudhary007) November 25, 2017
MS Dhoni has spent more time with tailenders in his career than family.
— Silly Point 🏏 (@FarziCricketer) December 10, 2017
If breaking up couples is what Anti Romeo Squad going to do, then they should launch an app called Hinder.
— Poonam Khatri (@poonamkhatri) March 24, 2017
Little known fact: The "T-" in Amitabh's tweets is actually the number of days since he's last paid tax
— mrdl (@Psilosophy) November 10, 2017
Me : Maine gym join kiya hai
Stranger on the road : Haan to main kya karun?
Me : Bas bohot der se kisi ko bataya nahi to ajeeb lag rah tha
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) September 10, 2017
Punjabi playlist hai ki shopping cart? pic.twitter.com/AKTgQTdH7P
— P (@lovehandle_) February 9, 2017
BBC World – "The best cricketer in the world gets married"
Aaj Tak – Kitne ka tha Anushka ka lehenga?Kitne paise diye Virat ne photographer ko? Jaanne ke liye dekhiye hamari special report 10 baj Kar 5 min par.
— Angoor stark 🍇 (@ladywithflaws) December 19, 2017
There are 3 kinds of people in India:
2. Anti Nationals
3. People outside Delhi who have real jobs to do.
— Shridhar V (@iimcomic) March 1, 2017
Will I be able to eat this if I've never tried Beginner Dahi? pic.twitter.com/PeH3jeff5K
— izzy (@abcdefu) March 21, 2017
— Innocent Bystander (@InnoBystander) March 7, 2017
India's most expensive places to stay. pic.twitter.com/WUYDGuFZ6p
— Shhzb (@Mr_ascetic) November 26, 2017
*Deepika padukone coughs in padmavati movie*
Rajputs: Bhansali destroyed history of rajputs.rani padmavati aise nahi muh par haath rakhke khaansti thi, todo theatre bc.
— ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ (@firkiii) November 10, 2017
My sister and I aren't that close nykaa pic.twitter.com/i1fdW4hDfO
— Child Bear (@galtor) July 21, 2017
Ed Sheeran with Farah Khan (2017) pic.twitter.com/VVBC45EYFb
— Sarath Nair (@xterminux) November 22, 2017
Other people in relationships vs me pic.twitter.com/XgVVuDCnRp
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) September 22, 2017
Mom: Nahaye ho?
Son: *shakes head*
Son: Na Din dhale, sataaoge
— tabula rasa (@teaserbee) November 21, 2017