When he accurately summed up your true relationship with food.
Because let’s face it, while all your friends were uploading 1 year relationship anniversary goeey photos on Instagram, you couldn’t even get someone to like you for more than 17 seconds.
But it’s a little easier on the internet.
By now, you have just accepted your fate.
While everyone is out there falling in love, travelling to new places, you’re at home scrolling through memes.
But then your friends tried to set you up, and that’s the advice they gave you.
So you just go with the flow.
And you didn’t like them. You don’t like anybody. Humans are annoying. Can’t stand being around them for longer than 2 mins.
But you’re too awkward to tell them so you just die inside forever.
But at least you have your humor… which is so shitty that you’re the only one laughing.
No point in sugar-coating yourself now, you are just the way you are.
No good at love life, no good at advice.
But you can’t help but wonder.
Now even when someone tries to be genuinely sweet to you, you just flip out.
All your friends started working out and they look all hot??? and you’re just a potato????
You really just try to avoiding opening that door now.
People keep telling you what a nice person you are and how you’ll find someone but you know that ship has sailed.
Some friends try to be sweet to you every once in a while, but you have no emotions left for humans.
Real humans. Because you have saved up all your emotions for fiction characters.
Love life is already dead, but then random aunties ask you “Aur beta aage ka kya plan?”
Well, this is your life now, Chandler Bing. Might as well enjoy it.