If you watch a lot of American sitcoms or lurk around firangi internet, you won’t be a stranger to the insane hype white people have of the festival Halloween; the festival of spooky pumpkins, insane fun of trick or treating, and scary costume parties, and a late night horror movie marathon. Although popularity of Halloween is slowly starting to catch up here in India with a lot of Halloween themed parties in the major cities (According to the stats of this year, Mumbai has about 437 Halloween parties in the city tonight) and commercial establishments cashing-in on the trend, kids dressing up in schools for plays, but it’s still a very LONG time until Halloween becomes an integral festival in India. But hey, that’s no reason Indians can’t joke about it on the internet, right?
Here we have curated the funniest jokes about Halloween by Indians
Behold, here are our favorite tweets by Indians about Halloween that will surely make you laugh.
GUYS! I'm throwing a Halloween party at my place tonight. There'll be two laptops, on one you can login to your netbanking accounts to see your life savings. On the other we'll check property prices in Delhi NCR. Things are going to get truly fucking terrifying 😱😱. Please RSVP.
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) October 31, 2017
who needs halloween when we have this pic.twitter.com/zyxNJ7lcXM
— BuzzFeed India (@BuzzFeedIndia) October 31, 2017
— GRV (@MildlyClassic) October 31, 2017
Every girl who has dressed up as witch on Halloween has atleast one friend who has commented “waise bhi daayan hi dikhti hai”
— Priyal (@priyal) October 28, 2017
If you really want to scare everyone this Halloween, dress up as intimacy.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) October 27, 2014
this halloween i'll be dressing up as GST
— someone actually (@raveenajha) October 26, 2017
Indians who celebrate Halloween in India are the same guys who call 911 when they need help
— naresh (@nareshns33) October 29, 2017
When you see people who didn’t even tweet Happy Diwali are now posting pictures in Halloween costumes pic.twitter.com/8C3O4HZQi3
— 🅱hargav (@ThatIndianGuy) October 30, 2017
I know the perfect Halloween costume for people in Australia & New Zealand.
It’s a Virat Kohli jersey. 💯 #IndvsNz
— Shridhar V (@iimcomic) October 29, 2017
Couples Halloween Costume Idea. pic.twitter.com/FaiHI5cS3V
— Shreyas S (@ImShreyS27) October 30, 2017
— Aastha Khurana (@aastha_leo) October 29, 2017
My Halloween costume idea: dress like neighbor's aunty and will ask "shadi kab kar rahe ho beta" to every young guy and girl
— Kewal (@ifOnlyKewal) October 29, 2017
She wins Halloween 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3IGZcPuIgS
— MY LIFE AS A DESI™ (@mylifeasadesi1) November 2, 2016
Guy: Happy Halloween.
Marathi Guy: ho ka..Mi pan ata Halloween..
— Anamika (@MiishNottyAna) November 1, 2016
In India Halloween is celebrated on Bipasha Basu's birthday
— Pratham Purush (@Pratham_Purush) October 31, 2016
lol indians who celebrate halloween are the same ones who like to do something different and have fun i love u all do what you want friends
— Dhruv Deshpande (@DhruvDeshpunde) October 31, 2017