“I’ll be there for you….. bhai bas aagya 5 minute ruk ja aur.
I’ll be there for you…. bhai, akele akele? party kidhur?
I’ll be a dost to you, because you are a dost to me too.“
– D.E.S.I F.R.I.E.N.D.S
Fun Fact: People without friends are more likely to die earlier in their life than people who do. It’s true, really, science ki kasam. But you know how hard it is to be friends with Indians. Every single cell in your body will change but “Party kab de raha hai bhai?” won’t. You can literally tell them you lost your job and you’re midway into depression and they will tell you, “Sahi hai bhai, teri toh life set hai“. From dropping aur bata bombs to spamming the whatsApp groups, all your friends are simply annoying but once you grow up, it’s those very things you miss the most about friends. So cherish those annoying antics while they last,
and some of those antics are here wrapped up in these 27 hilarious tweets:
Because every friend is kamina
Friend : Pizza khaate hain
Me : one veg single
Friend : meri party aaj
Me : large extravaganza pizza cheese burst, stuffed garlic bread,coke
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) April 29, 2016
Pen friend to pen-drive friend
“Bhai, kal hard disk mei TV shows, games aur movies le aaiyo.”
“Haan, le aaunga.”
The beginning of a true everlasting friendship.
— The Indian Idiot (@charansh) June 11, 2016
That’s even written in the bro code
When a guy bhosdikezones another guy they are friends for life.
— A (@YouDontKnowWho_) October 12, 2013
If I fail, so do my friends
Friends who study nothing yet keep checking on you to make sure you didn’t either are the real type of friends.
— Nauman (@iNaumanDogar) January 14, 2015
We both the friends are indecisive af
Making plans with your friend be like: pic.twitter.com/U0sd3vMlYl
— The Indian Idiot (@charansh) March 25, 2016
The unwritten rule of friendship
A best friend will ride in your car no many how many times you’ve nearly killed them
— Raylo (@Powerful) July 1, 2016
Just throw the remote controller at their face and leave
If he scores a goal against you in FIFA and makes you sit through the replay of his goal – the friendship isn’t worth it.
— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) March 13, 2016
Haha, long time no se- favor
[FB friend who messages you after years because he has some work]
“Bhai tum toh bhul hi gaye ekdum”
— dorku (@Dorkstar) July 30, 2016
Evolution of friendship
Growing up be like:
Age14: I want everyone to be my friend
Age18: I want only few close friends
Age22: I dont care if comet wipes out earth
— The Indian Idiot (@charansh) January 3, 2016
“Bhai mai hoon na bhai”
Me: ladai hogayi hai
Friend:Koi haath laga ke dekhe Bhai ko
Me: Bhai peet diya unhone hockey se
Friend:Bas koi haath laga ke dekhe bhai ko
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) May 8, 2016
Just Desi Indian Things
When friends meet after long time.
US- Hey Wasup bro.. long time no see
India- Ab tu bada aadmi hogaya, dost ko kaise yaad karega
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) September 21, 2015
Never let it go to aur bata
You know you don’t share the same chemistry with your friend the day you have the ‘aur bata’ conversation.
— Sapan Verma (@sapanv) January 31, 2015
Can we turn back time, to the good old days?
In primary school when you and your friend would pretend to sharpen your pencils to have a chat at the bin I need that back in my life
— dan (@danstwittor) April 29, 2015
*after a week* bas ghar ke bahar hoon
Me: Bhai kaha par hai?
Friend : Bas 5 min me aaya
Me: Bhai abhi tak tere 5 min nai hue
Friend: Bhai bas 2 min me aaya
— Akshay (@ComedyBanda) August 3, 2016
They also say they’d get ready in 2 mins, but take 10 mins
And some friends are like Maggi. You’ll have them around at the oddest of times. Especially, when you run out of options in life.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) August 23, 2014
Living the extremes
I’m the kind of friend who would run to your house with pizza at 4am if you’re sad but also forget to reply to your messages for 8 months
— Student Problems (@FactsOfSchool) April 16, 2016
With great aux cord, comes great responsibility
“aye pass me the aux cord dude”
“you sure bruh? play some real shit”
“I gotchu nigga”
“tujhe dekha to yeh jaana sanammm”
— Desi Humour™ (@DesiHumour) February 28, 2016
Relationship: 0 pic.twitter.com/oIjexwEOmk
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) March 28, 2016
We all have that one friend
We all have that one frnd with whom we interact only on b’days. pic.twitter.com/Bvq8ufQQld
— Iron Mann (@Humor_Donor) January 8, 2016
The meaning of friendship, everyone
the true meaning of friendship pic.twitter.com/PysvphSCp8
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) April 30, 2016
Every birthday phone call with friend ever!
B’day calls be like:
“Party kb hai”
“jaldi milte hain”
And then they speak on nxt b’day
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) June 20, 2016
Mai nahi khel raha
When all your friends grab the big pizza slices and you’re left with the smallest one. pic.twitter.com/6i6Jk3SoCd
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) February 25, 2015
We make plans but never meet, true, true
FB chat with school friends
Friend: bhai kaisa hai
Me: badiya, tu?
Friend: mast, phir milo kabhi
Friend: milo milo
Me: Ya milo
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 13, 2016
Every friend group has that one person
When your friend says something stupid and you have to check if they have a brain pic.twitter.com/DnyPZ9NGiu
— Funny (@autocorrects) July 25, 2016
If you tell them, you’re dead
One of the worst mistake you can ever make is telling a friend that you’re ticklish.
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) May 31, 2016
You don’t need those friends in your life
People that you don’t need in your life:
1) You: What’s up? Them: Fan / Ceiling
2) You: I have no idea. Them: Get idea.
— Snehehehaha (@Kalamwali_Bai) November 21, 2015
Most of my facebook friends
Facebook: “You and this person became friends 5 years ago!”
Me: “Woh toh theek hai, but who the hell is he”
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) June 1, 2016
Say what you will, but the truth is that we need all those kinds of friends in our lives, because without them and their stupidity, our life will be pretty bland. As Airtel rightly said, “Kyunki har ek friend zaruri hota hai.”