From Undertaker’s seven lives to “bas 12th karlo beta uske baad toh aish hi aish hai,” our childhood was full of lies and innocence. Recently, someone on Twitter asked, “what’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?” and replies by Indians are too hilarious and so goddamn accurate. Check it out!

1. How I wished it were true. They are perfect together!

Dumb things Indians believed as child<  

2. Their backstory was straight outta bollywood movies.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

3. I thought I was the only one who believed this!

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

4. Wait, they are not…? oh haha I knew that obviously haha stupid kids…..

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

5. And thunder means bhagwan baalti mei paani bhar rahe hai.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

6. Wait what? people actually believed this?

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

7. Also raat ko meetha khaane se bhi.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

8. I was legit scared of eating watermelons for the longest time.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

9. Oh sweet summer child.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

10. It sticks to your heart.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

11. Some people still believe this.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

12. “Aapke saath ek chhota sa prank hua hai, camera ki taraf dekh ke haath hila de.”

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

13. I believed girls didn’t pee at all.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

14. Wait, wasn’t it the other way around?

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

15. Legit.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

16. I still believe this and you can’t change my mind.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

17. I believed taking 7 phere made girls pregnant.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

18. And complan peene se height bad jaati hai. Rip

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

19. Same.

Dumb things Indians believed as child

 

This was the fake news before the internet. Good times!