Delhi University cut-off list falls short of everyone’s expectations
Seriously, everyone was expecting Delhi University cut-off list to be legitimately around 101% this year, but look who has disappointed this time, yes, the joke is on you, Delhi University. *weeps silently*
But nevertheless, the cut-off stands strong at 99.25% is still too damn high. Quite literally. *runs away*
Jokes apart, Delhi University announced their cut-off list last night and it’s not as brutal as it was expected after CBSE Boards Result (I never thought I would be alive long enough to say that). “It has dropped 0.75% from the last two years which is a good news for aspiring students,” says a professor at Delhi University. Haha, please tell me they are joking, right.
Ah, look at all those numbers I cannot even dream to achieve.
But is it really pain if we don’t make jokes on it and cry?
How about Trial By Combat for year 2025?
2020: Welcome to annual hunger games for colleges may the odds be ever in ur favor
— The Indian Idiot (@charansh) June 30, 2016
Too broke for this shit.
Summer sale is on :
Myntra : 50%
Jabong : 60%
St. Stephens : 99%
SRCC : 98%
Hansraj : 96%
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) June 16, 2015
How do I get adopted in to an OBC household? it’s for a school project.
Three ways to enter Delhi University
1-Study hard in 12th Std.
2-Take birth in SC/ST/OBC family
3-Take admission in Bihar Board in 12th Std
— Sagarcasm (@sagarcasm) June 30, 2016
Delhi University Cut-off playing with our emotions since ancient time
— Catty. (@CatWomaniya) June 25, 2015
Same, bro, same. We feel you.
After seeing the DU cutoff. pic.twitter.com/HjTK6RGBWe
— Bade Babu (@ClerkofGod) June 9, 2016
Seriously, why do we care about DU when the world is at Sharda University?
After Seeing #DelhiUniversity Cut Off.
Me: It’s Time For The world Tour…I mean In Sharda University Cause The world Is There.
— Sir Rohit Sharma (@SirRohitSharma0) June 30, 2016
That’s the face of you make when your dreams die. Yep.
When your dream was Delhi University but you only scored 99% pic.twitter.com/tDCfSsx5ed
— VintageBollywoodRxns (@VintageBollyRxn) May 25, 2015