Doesn’t matter what city we live in India, we’re no strangers to traffic jams. But when Augustus Waters once said, “some traffic jams are bigger than other traffic jams.” He was definitely talking about Bangalore.
Recently, there was a huuuge traffic jam in Bangalore and people were stuck in the same place for HOURS at some places.
— Sikander Zaid Khan (@Rinne_Rebirth_) October 17, 2019
Bethe bethe bore hue karna hai kuch kaam, so they started #BangaloreTraffic hashtag and shared their misery with hilarious jokes. Here are some of the funniest ones from the trend.
— Baskar Mookkan (@bhaskar_mookkan) June 4, 2018
Before marrying someone, put them through the turmoil of #BangaloreTraffic to see who they really are..It'll mak'em show their true colors.
— Shantanu ❁ (@ShantzTH) March 29, 2016
Startup Idea :
CAT/GRE classes in BMTC buses. #Bangaloretraffic
— Nagarjun (@naagarjunsa) October 14, 2019
My friend took 2:28 hours to complete the half marathon yesterday. Today he took 3 hours to complete a 15km journey by car #bangaloretraffic
— Nithin Rao (@nithinrao) October 14, 2019
Where people spend most of their lives:
Kolkata – Food joints
Mumbai – Pubs
Delhi – Grooming salons
Hyderabad – Irani Cafe
Chennai – Protesting
Bangalore – Traffic 😁#BangaloreTraffic
— . (@vamsitwetz) October 14, 2019
— Parag (@iparagdesai) June 18, 2018
When you came to meet you gf at Phoenix mall by passing heavy #bangaloretraffic and she says “ Baby ! Let’s go to Orion mall . This place sucks 😤😤”
— Bahut Scope hai (@Bahut_Scope_Hai) October 15, 2019
— #Baghdadi कटोरा बॉय काणिया ❁ (@Kanatunga) October 14, 2019
Bangalore city is in a long distance relationship with Bangalore Airport.
— GRV (@MildlyClassic) October 14, 2019
Silk board : Ruining my life since 2017. #BengaluruTraffic
— Megha Varier (@varier_megha) January 9, 2018
Recently A team of NITI Aayog did a survey on traffic jams in Indian cities…
Highest traffic was recorded in Mumbai followed by Delhi and Kolkata.
Legends say the official which started survey for bangalore is still stucked in bangalore traffic…
— Candy (@candy_crussh) October 15, 2019
Dropped my friend at Banglore Airport as he was leaving for Dubai
He reached Dubai an hour ago and I'm still stuck in traffic at Silk board 😂
— Pavan Desai (@PavanDesai96) October 15, 2019
Disclaimer : This really happened with me. No kidding!
Came to Bangalore from Lucknow in flight, took me 2:30 hrs.
Came to electronic city in Bangalore from Bangalore airport, took me 4:00 hrs.
— Vivek Verma (@coolbudy1998) October 15, 2019
When I left office to go home I was single.
When I reached home kids were waiting 🙄#bangaloretraffic
— 𝙠 𝙆𝘼𝙔 (@kkay_patel) October 15, 2019
— OM Rajpurohit (@omrajguru) October 15, 2019
Reaching Kolkata from Dhaka is easier than reaching Bangalore Airport from Bangalore City.
— Sagar (@sagarcasm) June 8, 2018
Bangaloreans ki aadhi zindagi toh traffic jam mei hi nikal jaati hai.