These dating apps are fun and all, but there are some annoying things that people do and uffff we have got a list of all these SUPER annoying things that happen on dating apps.

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Photos

EXCUSE ME agar apne saath 6 logo ki photos lagani hai toh facebook use karo. Yahan mein tumko detective Byomkesh Bakshy ki tarah kyu dhundhun? Uske baad aate hain vo log jo apni kud ki photo nhi balki apni doggo ki laga dete hai. Bhai maana ki they’re cute but I am not trying to get with them am I? (haan agar aapki personality ke saath bonus point mein aata hai toh chalega <3)

 

Bios

Ek toh apna khud ka bio likhna itna mushkil kam lagta hai ki kya likhu, kya bataun kya na bataun (ye kaisi mushkil haye) aur jab itni mehnat karke kuch acha sa likho toh pata chalta hai baki log toh bas “HOOKUPS ONLY” likh ke chal diye hain! I mean CAN YOU NOT. Thoda time lagao, Thoda acha bio banao.

Janhit mein jaari

 

The ~ anxiety ~ in sending the first text

Ek toh itna mushkil hota hal koi acha match milna upar se agar koi mil jaye toh text karne mel Jo anxiety aati hai my god. Matlab normal zindagi ki anxiety kam nhi thi ki madam aap yahan bhi aagaye ? *cries*

Bacchi per rahem khake tum hi chhotu sa ‘hi’ bhej do na pls pls 🙁

Source: gadgetadda.com

 

The ~ anxiety ~ in sending the first text

Ek toh itna mushkil hota hai koi acha match milna upar se agar koi mil jaye toh test karne mei jo anxiety aati hai my god. Matlab normal zindagi ki anxiety kam nhi thi ki madam aap yahan bhi a? *cries*

Bacchi per rahem khake tum hi chhotu sa ‘hi’ bhej do na pls pls 🙁

 

Openers

“Are you COVID-19? Because your smile is contagious.” YAAR KYU???? KYU itna suave banne ki koshish karre ho. Arey ek acha sa conversation start karo thoda likes and similarities ke bare mein baat karo, aise cringe one-liners se toh aapne seedha unmatched hi hona hai. Kabhi kabhi one-liner ke chakkar mein toh “nice scooty hi boliye kuch log, yaar mere mein interest hai ya meri activa mein??????

 

People who ask you your insta handle in just 2 hours of talking

Ummmmm..privacy ke bare mein suna hai?? Abhi toh meri baat shuru hui hai tumse mei theek se jante bhi nhi hoon ki tumhe F.R.I.E.N.D.S pasand hai ya Brooklyn 99, tum pizza mei ketchup toh nhi daalte and the social media buddies banne ki baat karre ho.

Low-key jealous of people who are this outgoing

Source: gadgetadda.com

 

Sending weird GIFs

Dekho, mein maanti hoon ki tinder pe GIFs ka tab kholte hi kafi interesting GIFS dikha dete hain but it doesn’t mean you need to use any of those at the very first day of talking. Please keep your covert jokes for later days when we’re both comfortable with handling each other’s weird selves okay? Okay.

 

People who take screenshots of photos of your profile & send it to you

Okay, I cannot begin to explain you how creepy and fearful that is. Haan I know that we matched and I swiped right on you but none of that means ki you keep my photos saved and send it to me. Agar compliment dena hai toh seedhe seedhe compliment do, ye photo ko save karke mujhe darao mat.

 

“You there?”

NHI BHAI NHI HUN MEIN JAA CHUKI HUN MEIN. Arey just because we are texting on a dating app does this mean mein din bhar tumhare saath lagi rahungi kya? Aur kuch apne bhi kaam karlo kuch padh padh lo seekh veekh lo kuch, lekin nhi. Pure time 2 minute mein agar reply nhi aaya toh “you there?” aa jayega. Nahi bhai. I am not there. Byeeeee

 

“So what brings you here?”

School ka homework, tum batao? Arey guess maaro yaar kuch dating related hi hoga na yah mera interview kyu lere ki kyu ho yahan pe kya kar rahi ho, Interested dating match ho ya papa *cries* Do yourself and the other a favor, and don’t ask this question again.

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Bas…toh hogya ! Baaki dating apps can actually be a really interesting place where you can meet people and take things forward if you like. (Trust me on this) Bas ye sab kaam na karo aur apni personality se logo ko impress karte raho! Fayda hi Fayda hoga.