Valentine’s Day is here, so are Bajrang Dal jokes and memes.
Bajrang dal waiting for Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/NWaat6h5Cy
— Angoor Stark 🍇 (@ladywithflaws) February 5, 2018
Oh, Valentine’s Day is back. The day couples celebrate love, give each other cheesy gifts, upload sappy photos and RUB THAT SHIZ IN THE FACE OF SINGLE PEOPLE.
If you’re also planning to join bajrang dal tomorrow, here are some hilarious jokes about Valentine’s Day that would make you laugh and help you cope with the feeling that nobody likes you and you’re gonna die alone.
My Plan for Valentine's Day😂😂🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/9NjfUZRsPa
— Bhaad me Jaa.. (@iAbhishek_J) February 10, 2018
Friend going out with his girlfriend on 14th feb..
Me to Bajrang dal :- pic.twitter.com/Eoh2iGIzG4
— Deep Valesha (@deepvalesha) February 12, 2018
*My best friend gets beaten up in the park by bajrang dal member on valentines day*
Me to bajrang dal member : pic.twitter.com/KWgUzoy0Pg
— Vodka + Cyanide (@Riskiest_Poison) February 8, 2018
Bajrang Dal people will try to grab all the odd numbered seats in the theatre on Valentine's Day so the couples won't be sitting together. pic.twitter.com/WWeChTItWw
— Sharma Roll 🌯 (@ManyFacedAnkit) February 7, 2018
Valentine's Day status – pic.twitter.com/kDHxC4r2SR
— Sharma Roll 🌯 (@ManyFacedAnkit) February 12, 2018
Mom: Din bhar soya rehta h. Zara bahar jaaya kar
Mom: Kidhr jara h? Kisse milne? Konse caste ki h? Shaadi pe to bulayega?
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) February 7, 2017
When she says "I don't believe in valentine week shit" pic.twitter.com/wX3JLnTVeU
— Akram 🇮🇳 (@akramismm) February 7, 2018
Who cares about Valentine's Day!
Really looking forward to 'मातृ-पितृ पूजन दिवस' to celebrate with my Bajrang Dal boys! 🤗🚩
— Prerna Bakshi (@bprerna) February 9, 2018
We should launch our very own “Bajrang Dal Day.” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/tTYZDJhaUl
— Sonam Mahajan (@AsYouNotWish) February 6, 2018
Single logo ka valentine nahi hota hai,unka toh sirf bhagwan pe bharosa hota hai !😊
— bedardi raja (@CopyWalaTweet) February 5, 2017
*Met ex after 6 years*
*Married or single???* she asked
*Bajrang Dal* I replied 🚩🚩🚩
— Superstar Rajini😎 (@RoflRajanikant) February 12, 2018
May bajrang dal find all my friends who are hanging out with their girlfriend and beat the shit out them.
— Arif Khan🇮🇳 (@Arifastic) February 6, 2018
Mechanical engineers watching other couples on Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/Ylt7o4gB9k
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) February 13, 2018
When you don't have a date for Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/A7EUBuF7Eu
— Bollywood Memers (@BollywoodMemers) February 8, 2018
*Boy goes down on his knees*
* Suddenly Bajrang dal's worker showed up*
*Touches her feet *
Boy: Namstey didi
— Hunट₹₹♂ (@nickhunterr) February 8, 2017
I celebrate Valentine's day by shouting in movie theatre – kapde pehen lo interval ho gaya
— Bewda Engineer (@abhijix) January 29, 2016
After few days:
Friends: Mere paise day.
— M O N K (@iamGunjanGrunge) February 11, 2016
Me on Valentine’s Day seeing everyone get a gift from their boo pic.twitter.com/HITqo0Ejbx
— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) January 31, 2018
Me on Valentine's Day.. pic.twitter.com/u9GI1a62lR
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) January 28, 2018
Me on Valentine's day ! pic.twitter.com/zMR458UMLu
— bedardi raja (@CopyWalaTweet) February 10, 2017
Friend: bhai kidhar hai
Me: Valentines ke liye shopping karne aaya hun
F: Waah bhai ..kya kya kharida?
Me: Saffron color kurta aur 2 Hockey
— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) January 29, 2018
— Abhishek Bachchan (@juniorbacchhan) February 14, 2018
Me: ladki mil gayi…
Friend: aur ladka
Me: wo udhar bhaaga…pakad saale ko #JaiBajrangdal
— InGenious (@Bees_Kut) February 9, 2018
You aren’t a real man unless you go to a Bajrang Dal activist and ask if he has a spare condom #HappyValentinesDay
— Ra_Bies (@Ra_Bies) February 14, 2018