Not to be hyperbolic, but 2016 did to us what middle class people do to toothpaste tubes. Comes our silver lining! despite the constant outrage and political tweets, Twitter was a solid source of entertainment in that shitty year. So, here are 18 tweets by Indian women that will never be not funny, to prove you that women can also be fu- yeah alright, we are just vv broke and our servers can’t handle that many tweets, so gotta break it down somehow.
Sit back, appreciate these women and laugh out loud!
Wanted to go out on a romantic dinner date with boyfriend. Can you suggest some nice boyfriend?
— Poulami Sinha (@ThePhoolanDevi) January 4, 2016
Oh baby make me scream harder
*burns a hole in her Zara dress*
— mediocre gandhi (@mediocregandhi) February 19, 2016
Sharmaji ka beta pic.twitter.com/dBSHQ7xtMi
— Wild Child (@ClassicallyWild) May 23, 2016
Didi tera dewar deewanaaaa
Haye ram kudiyon ko kare sexually harass under the garb of archaic tradition giving his actions legitimacy.
— Peglet (@PedestrianPoet) April 8, 2016
Me: it’s raining how to go to school
Mom: Hum pahad cross krke, river mein crocodiles se lad ke, bunjee jumping krke school jate the so stfu
— Sheen Millicent (@SuchAMisfit) May 6, 2016
How to be a MUN kid:
– serious dp with laptop
– fb statuses on social issues
– i’m-better-than-you attitude
– find hot people at other MUNs
— Falguni (@IIFunLoverII) June 14, 2016
Q. How do you pronounce “furniture” in Hindi?
— Karima Sanela Khan (@karimasanela) May 12, 2016
Every time my relatives ask me about my career goals and my future. pic.twitter.com/uufeMXdtfb
— Purva (@thatobesewoman) July 2, 2016
Everything gets serious after 2AM
1:58 am: *listening to Cheap Thrills by Sia*
2:01 am: *listening to Phir Le Aaya Dil by Arjit Singh
— Nirzary (@nirzary) June 3, 2016
If you’ve to think twice before pronouncing the Brand’s name, it’s definitely going to be expensive.
— Surabhi (@kacchamaggi) January 3, 2016
Boyfriend: I’m sick and tired of your puns. I’m leaving.
Me: Ciao toh tum ruk sakte ho.
— Zenobia Lechéro (@justcallmezenn) March 8, 2016
3 stages of having a crush
1. Staring at her
2. Thinking about her
3. Stalking her profile on social media pic.twitter.com/MAyDcqeGH4
— nin (@NautankiNinja) March 12, 2016
A teacher asked, “What do you get on dividing a cone’s curved surface area by its radius?” Only Payal got the answer.
— Saara (@SaaraZamana) March 20, 2016
Guy1: I love you, please accept this diamond ring.
Guy2: I love you, please accept dis double cheese pizza.
Me: Yes Yes Yes 😍
— Anamika Pal (@MiishNottyAna) March 22, 2016
“What are you doing with your life?” pic.twitter.com/r14Sde7kB8
— dhara (@Winkerbell_) May 9, 2016
My niece insists 93 comes after 38. Looks like I’ve found the one who allotted noida its sectors.
— frootifer (@Oinkoo) May 18, 2016
The woman on Google Maps voice navigation keeps switching between an American accent and an Indian accent. Must be from Bandra.
— 🙃 (@NotPriyanka) June 9, 2016
Want someone in my life who is as obsessed with me as Kejriwal is with Modi.
— Mo (@LiteraryBadass) June 15, 2016
What kind of psychopath eats Gems without picking a colour!
— Radhika (@Nomnombiar) July 3, 2016
Having a good vocabulary makes you smart. Using it everyday with people who might not understand it makes you a chutiya.
— To भेड़ or not to भेड़ (@galat_fehmi) April 14, 2016
Saw a contact called “Iron man” on Mom’s phone….
Little terrified , I asked her.
She said, “Istri wala bhaiya!” hai
— The *DEVIL* Twin (@beingtweet) May 22, 2016
AC repair guys want me to specify the fault to register an online complaint but I can’t find an option that says gad gad aawaz aa rahi hai
— N (@ennwhee) August 23, 2016
*4:30 AM – first rays of sunshine hit the earth*
*South Delhi person puts RayBan reflectors on*
— Namelass (@DilliBelle) February 27, 2016
I feel like writing “only time will tell” under all “made for each other” comments on couple photos 😭😭
— ♕ (@gsforever22) October 22, 2016
Funniest is when a female character in a saas-bahu serial says “Mai tayyaar hoke aati hoon”
Behen, aur tayyar hogi toh yudh pe jaana padega
— Villainiya (@DushtaStree) January 31, 2016
Bc MCQ me bhi is se zada choices hoti hai pic.twitter.com/6G3mjaEdPi
— Ishita. (@KajuKatli__) October 17, 2016
When you are trying to concentrate, but guys in the back sing ‘Keh do na Keh do na, You are my Sonia’. pic.twitter.com/afoCmL1Tyg
— TheWeirdIndianGirl (@ZohaShaikh2105) August 4, 2016
Happy Independence day to me.
— Voodoo (@clumsy_singh) August 13, 2016