They have got their priorities straight, they know what truly matters in life.
Food > Humans
They are usually very nice and all but you can never think of crossing them because they are scary sometimes.
Life can be a bitch sometimes, but it’s no trouble as long as you got their wisdom-ass next to you.
At the end of the day, they are the only one you can count-on to be brutally honest with you & tell you what a douche you actually are.
Flirting isn’t their forte.
They just truly hate relationships and all the gooey crap.
A BIG NO TO FEELINGS.
But when they try even a little to open up their feelings, they get hurt because they are too honest for this world.
But they are not alone as long as you got their back.
They know exactly what to say to make you feel better on your bad day.
And you sorta connect with them on a spiritual level.
No matter what you do, you can’t make them behave nicely.
They too have just zero tolerance for those little satans.
They never really let their guard down, but when they do, cherish it while it lasts.
Friendly reminder: don’t hurt them.
You have your long running private jokes with them that only you both understand.
They drop pearls of wisdom every once in a while.
But they can be equally crazy, fun and stupid with you.
And it doesn’t matter if you still talk everyday or have lost contact or whatever, nobody in the world will even come close to replacing them. They will always be your Robin.