School taught me that Mahatma Gandhi single-handedly united whole India to peacefully protest against the Britishers. While intellectuals on the internet taught me that Bapu was a racist monster who was also partly responsible for the partition. I’m not sure which side I’m on, but I’m definitely sure if Bapu were alive today, even he’d laugh his lathi out at all these jokes we have compiled on his birthday.
— Yash Bhardwaj (@theyashbhardwaj) October 2, 2015
1 Lal Bahadur Shastri = 453592 Mahatma Gandhi
(1 lbs = 453592 mg)
— Avinash Iyer (@IyerAvin) October 2, 2013
3. Modern Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi had enough bullets for three Ladakh trips.
— Prafulla Pathak (@TheKnownymous) July 7, 2017
Q: Which song did Angrez sing while leaving India?
A: Bapu sehat ke liye tu toh haanikarak hai..
— Iron Mann (@Humor_Donor) August 15, 2017
A kid is born, doctor slaps his butt to make him cry. Kid offers his other butt cheek.
Doctor said, "Mubarak ho, Gandhiji huye hain."
— AristocRatty (@YearOfRat) January 23, 2014
Gandhi be like- jinnah mera dil luteya oh ho #GandhiJayanti
— Manish 🇮🇳 (@Man_isssh) October 2, 2017
Mahatma Gandhi preached non-violence to avoid birthday bumps.
— Raunak (@MeraHandle) October 2, 2016
Mele BAPU ne khana kha liya??? : Kasturba
— Drunk BATMAN (@Caped_Humor) October 2, 2016
Nehru- Happy birthday bapu! Where's the party?
Bapu- Sitting in opposition pic.twitter.com/k3us9YPmTH
— one tip one hand_ (@OneTipOneHand_) October 1, 2016
source: meme in India
Only Lal Bahadur Shastri can understand what it feels to be a Rahul Dravid.
— one tip one hand_ (@OneTipOneHand_) October 2, 2016
I like the fact that Gandhi preached non-violence with a danda in his hand.
— Biswa Kalyan Rath (@kalyanrath) October 2, 2015