Indian fathers can literally go from telling you how much they are proud of you to lecturing you on electricity bills in 0.23 nanosecond, and I’m not even exaggerating. They will always compare you with Sharma ji’s son, they will always set impossible standards for you, they will always tell you about their childhood struggles, they will always question your life choices, and they will always love you no matter what. Father’s Day is around the corner and we decided to compile the best Father’s Day tweets of 2016!
Happy Fathers Day! To honour dads, everyone should go from room to room, switching off the lights, muttering about bills
— Bissmah Mehmud (@bissmahmehmud) June 18, 2016
Me: Happy Father’s day. Bolo gift mei kya loge?
Dad: kuch ni tu bas padh likh ke set hoja kafi h
Me: chalo acha h vaise bhi paise nhi the?
— The Indian Idiot (@charansh) June 19, 2016
Father’s Day in an Indian household pic.twitter.com/CpEPi6vJBN
— Indian Stats (@Indian_stats) June 19, 2016
Me: Happy father’s day!
Dad: Beta AC band kar do, bill tumhare baap ne hi dena hai.
— Saara (@IMakeLamePuns) June 19, 2016
I tell my father that I want to be like him one day.
And his response?
“Beta, tumse na ho payega”#HappyFathersDay
— Moochar (@AsliBinLaden) June 18, 2016
Happy Father’s day to every dad who has studied under a street lamp and remembers the day one rupee was valuable.
— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) June 19, 2016
Me: Dad it’s Father’s Day. Let me help u with…
Dad: FB pe wish kiya?
D: WA pe DP?
D: Toh phir theek hai.
— SD (@Kalamwali_Bai) June 19, 2016
Called my Dad to wish him.[phone rings] Dad : Hello .
Me : Hi da ! Happy Father’s Day !
Dad : Who’s this ?
— José Covaco (@HoeZaay) June 19, 2016
Me: “happy fathers day, dad”
*dad ignores and starts using his smartphone*
Dad: “have a taste of your own medicine, son”
— Nouman (@nomaldoscores) June 19, 2016
thankyou father’s day for helping so many people with seeing their potential future sasur jees.
— Shahzaib Hussain (@Shahzebb) June 19, 2016